A man who decided to take home a fox he hit on the road wrecked his SUV after the animal he thought was dead revived.

Tommy Fox ran over the fox last Wednesday near Dover, Tenn., as he returned home from work, the Leaf Chronicle reports.

Thinking the animal was dead, he decided to take the animal home to cut off its tail as a souvenir, Dale Grandstaff of the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency told the paper.

“The tails are real bushy and pretty and thick this time of year,” Grandstaff said.

Instead, the driver flipped his GMC Jimmy trying to keep the fox — that had awoken in the backseat — from biting him, Grandstaff told the paper.

Fox suffered minor injuries and bruises, the Leaf Chronicle reports. The fox died, though it was unclear if it was from initial injuries or the subsequent wreck of the vehicle.

 Thought the news media was bias but wasn’t sure or if you ever thought the media was unbiased – watch this clip from Fox News (notoriously right-winged). It’s classic!

I’m not making this up. I’m not claiming this chick either… Big Al she’s all yours.

A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public — while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

Allen also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.

Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.

The officer’s report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol. (Shocker!) 

John McCain DID NOT look at Barack Obama the ENTIRE debate!!

That grocery stores ALWAYS have bread and milk (the two most commonly purchased items) at the very back of the store?