I’m not making this up. I’m not claiming this chick either… Big Al she’s all yours.

A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public — while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

Allen also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.

Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.

The officer’s report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol. (Shocker!) 

I’m going to be very nice because President Bush is a big fan of my wife. In fact, my wife is going to an Olympic dinner at the White House next week. With that said, I couldn’t pass up the chance to post this picture. Doesn’t he just look confused???

Tina Fey reprised her role as Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live,” again appearing as the Republican vice presidential candidate in an opening sketch.

Saturday night’s show — the third of the season for the NBC comedy program — brought back the season premiere tandem of Fey and Amy Poehler, who opened the season with a memorable sketch featuring Fey as Palin and Poehler as Hillary Clinton.

This time around, Poehler played CBS’s Katie Couric, parodying the interview with Palin earlier this week. For those that did not see it, the interview was an absolute disaster and had to have struck fear even in the most loyal Republicans. Poehler, though, mostly played straight man to Fey, who ratcheted up her performance of Sen. John McCain’s running mate by satirizing her foreign affairs experience.

When Poehler’s Couric pushed Fey’s Palin to specifically discuss how she would help facilitate democracy abroad, Fey gave in: “Katie, I’d like to use one of my lifelines. … I want to phone a friend.

 Here is a clip from the real thing!

John McCain DID NOT look at Barack Obama the ENTIRE debate!!

Sacramento this is a call to action!! Frank Lugo is a good friend of mine who has been supporting my career and this radio station for years. His family recently fell upon an unspeakable tragedy. Franks niece was killed in a murder/suicide by her husband. Frank and his wife, being the stand up people they are, adopted all 5 of her children left behind. Frank and his family could really use our help. I know times are tight and I know the economy is hurting all of us but if we all donated a few dollars that would go a very long way in helping this family put there lives back together.

Here is the info for the assistance fund Frank has set up for these 5 children, ages 3, 5, 8, 9, and 10. The 3 year old has Cerebral Palsy.

Frank R. Lugo sponsor of the Garcia Children Assistance Fund

Bank of America

Checks payable to: 

The Garcia children send to: 

7909 Walerga Rd, suite 112, PMB 1304

Antelope, Ca 95843

Again, thank you for any assistance you can offer this brave family.

http://www.modbee.com/local/story/443078.html 

 I cannot wait for January 16. Finally the release of Notorious, a biopic of the GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL-TIME, the Notorious B.I.G.

You’ve heard me say I’m not a real big TV watcher. I watch sports, sports related programs, and a few good shows here and there. It is rare I get excited for the big “Fall Season Premiere” but I am very excited that The Office returns to NBC tomorrow night. Never seen The Office? Watch this… You’re Welcome!